Mission Statement

So here's what I'm gonna do. My two daughters gave me a box of questions a few Christmases ago (jeesh -probably at least five!) and I started answering them in a word doc for a while - sporadically and slowly, so that when I kick the bucket they'd have some insight into why I was so weird through my answers to their queries about my early life. I have since managed to lose all that information, although it may surface at some point. So from now on I'm going to take these questions one at a time and answer them right here, for me and them and God and anybody else who gives a damn. Here goes nothing - and ain't that a fine kettle of fish??